when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
when people say years young instead of years old
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
something u ordered online finally arriving